Jetix Cat

The Jetix cat was a sergeant of the Stoopid Monkey army and the first casualty of the VID vs Stoopid Monkey war.

Life before the war
The Jetix cat was born in 1985, at the same time that Super Mario Bros. was released. He went to PINGAS high school, and was a straight A! He went to Gay Luigi college, and got a master's degree. He was jobless until 2004, however, when Disney needed a mascot for their new channel, JETIX. The Jetix cat agreed, and they worked. In 2009, however, the war started...

The War, death, and legacy
The Jetix cat was jobless by the time Jetix closed, and he needed a job. The Stoopid monkey army hired him for the military. The Jetix cat agreed, and he went into training! The war started soon enough, however, a klasky threw a hellish hand grenade at him, effectively killing him. Disney decided to honor him by cryogenically freezing him and making the Disney XD logo a mascot!